Guest of the Week

Ah, guests! Gotta love them. This guest of the week comes from my Father, a concierge at one of the theme park resorts.

As he was coming out to the front desk to work, he encountered a fellow employee who was laughing uncontrollably. Once he finally got her calmed down enough to speak, he asked her what was wrong.

Seems a guest had approached the nearly empty desk. The guest had walked the full length of the desk, past all of the other employees who were ready to assist someone, and right up to her station. The guest then stated, "You look like the person I just spoke to on the phone!" The employee attempted to explain that the front desk employees don't ANSWER the phones, and so it couldn't have been her. The guest just kept insisting, "No! You look like the person I just spoke to on the phone!" Apparently this guest has mysterious psychic powers that enable her to see the people she speaks with on the phone. Either that, or she had accidentally checked into a room in a future hotel equipped with video phones. Whatever the case, this guest who visualizes the voices she hears so well she can actually recognize them BEFORE they speak to her in person becomes our guest of the week!

I hope she is nice to me when she sees me out on the street and recognizes me from my typing!